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    TEACH BOTH AND LET PEOPLE

    Posted on September 5, 2005 by Bobby Henderson

    TEACH BOTH AND LET PEOPLE WITH BRAINS DECIDE FOR THEMSELVES.

    Thanks for your time,

    Brent and Malinda Slings

    Congratulations, bastard. You’ve figured out
    What does FSM theory, Naturalist

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