Please to God tell me your joking. Whatever is on there about that flying spaghetti monster shit is pure idiocy. I mean really, evolution, which is also bullshit, makes more sense then the crap you’ve written. I really look forward to the day Jesus, tha REAL Lord and Savior of the world, comes down to earth and tells you what you’ve done makes abosloutely no sense. If I met you, my foot would be so far up your ass you could walk with you mouth. I mean damn, man, if you make a religion, at least do a bit of research so it makes some sense. Spaghetti is a food, not a god. You are a dumbass bastard that gives a terrible name to all men. This flying spaghetti monster that you made up could not do a wonderful job in creating humans. God took time to carefully make humans the perfect way. Your little fsm could probably make a small spaghettie sauce splat, but that’s about it. Now that you’ve pissed me off and wasted my time, let me just say that, even though I’m just a teen age girl, if I ever meet your sorry, fucked up bull shit ass, I will kick your sorry ass into the last millenium. Understand that, you muthafuckin cock sucker? Good. From the one who hates you more than shit itself, Kim. VixenShawty
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