Bobby: Have you forgotten your roots? Was the time in Sunday School a total waste? You were not raised to perpetuate the nonsense of your middle of the night spoof to make a point. Have you forgotten that you are an Eagle Scout, and there are certain moral responsibilities you should be upholding. The words you spoke when you received that great honor did not include blasphemy and irresponsible garbage.
You are offending the members of your extended family who truly do believe in God as the master of our universe. You are profiting from a foolish notion at the expense of fools, and even if this is all a joke gone completely outrageous, you will meet your true maker one day. I do believe God has a wonderful sense of humor, I just hope He can overlook the words of a foolish child as just that, foolish.
I’m not a zealot, just a friend who wonders where all this will end. Put your obvious intelligence to work for a cure, or a solution. Remember, you quit your job in Las Vegas because it was asking you to do something you knew was wrong, YEA Bobby, for that you can be commended. When those who will always love you just shake their heads and wonder, maybe you should do the same. And I say this with love and respect for the person you are.