I do believe you are

I do believe you are a fucking retard and I hope you burn in hell. Fuck you and the flying spaghetti monster. Postmodernism is a self defeating concept. Read Josh McDowell’s book for a good overview of what life is truly about you dumbass humanist. You obviously think life is just a big damn joke. Its all for humor and entertainment. I look forward to the day it fucks you right in the ass. Oh the age of the earth doesn’t fucking matter! Technology, hell we’d be better of without it anyways. God is not a flying spaghetti monster because only a human could think up such a dumbass retarded idea like that. Intelligent Design is observable. It does not require faith, it requires the ability to understand what irreducible complexity is along with several other phenomena that has been discovered in Science. Evolution is a conjecture. Of course, an idiot of your brain size would probably believe we came from monkeys…and quite frankly, you are probably the best evidence that Evolutionists have that human beings came from a monkey. I’m still having problems teaching my dog 2+2=4. I hope to someday prove Darwinian philosophy and be able to have my dog recite Shakespeare to me. Then I will believe Evolution is true. Until then….its all a big damn joke. Charles Darwin went insane when he was 28 anyways (didn’t know that did you?) Let me put it this way to you concerning your bologna flying spaghetti monster. If we are created in the image of what you believe God to be, we would look like spaghetti. Common sense is a valuable asset. Lets try this…I’m going to go very sloooooowly for you Bobby. Retarded people…like Bobby Henderson….will burn in hell unless you give your life to Jesus Christ. Life is not hard. Neither is it a joke. But I believe that anybody with a brain the size of a peanut should be exposed for the fraud that the person is. Quite frankly, I do not know why I’m wasting my time…because you are probably too stupid to read this e-mail anyways. At any rate, I have better things to do than point out your circular reasoning within your arguments. You are a disgrace to anything that humanity or your stupid existentialistic philosophy represents.

Casey Powell

*update*

Casey Powell

*update 2*

Just take the whole message off of the board!  I gave you no permission to post that.  I want it off, or I will contact my lawyer.  And that is not a joke.

Casey Powell

*note from Bobby * – I’m not going to take your name off the message.  However, I will henceforth refer to you as either C. Powell or Casey P. so that you remain anonymous.  Additionally, I’ll include your email address here, in case anyone needs to get in touch with you. *

[email protected]

*update 3*

Actually no. I am not a piece of spaghetti! Neither are you. Therefore, God
  created us in the image of himself. When looking at the spaghetti monster, I
  then look back at God. When basing a comparison on "COMMON SENSE" the FSM
  makes absolutely NO SENSE! "Why then are the mountain tops not made of
  spaghetti noodalege. Is not the water on the earth a steaming pot of
  spaghetti sauce?" Dude thats what your crap sounds like. So in essence, from
  having read your website, I can conclude that it is irrational to believe in
  the FSM and that the Bible is much more explanatory than the FSM Gospel. For
  this reason, basing the evidence on a fair and objective criteria that a)
  which explains the most accurate concepts of the human existence in today’s
  reality (Ockham’s Razor) and b) was the FSM given any significant value
  beyond the scope of today’s audience. When doing a fair and observant
  observation of the material, then I can say no. As far as whether or not the
  Bible misses a few thousand years, go to a site and find Genesis…..usually
  the origins are given a ??? All we know is the beginning. "In the beginning,
  God." Thus it goes back to the beginning, whenever that is. If by chance it
  was written a few thousands years later, then we can also notate that the
  Jews were VERY good at keeping accurate oral compilations and records, but
  of course your 10 year old knowledge of how the Bible was compiled would
  discredit your credulity on the issue. The reason Evolution makes no sense
  is for several reasons. One – we have no evidence of eyewitnesses that saw a
  guy with bad mental health on the island of Galapogos, besides his "claim"
  which I definitely do not trust. No. two – we have lacking evidence of how
  water came about based on the evidence of Evolutionary Scientists. With this
  in mind, I can accurately claim that if it happened the way Evolutionists
  claim, then we have an issue, because the sun’s energy would cause
  everything in the world to burn up and die! The Genesis recollection is more
  accurate based on this criteria. The necessary components for the necessity
  of life on earth proves the Creationist model to be true and accurate. The
  answer to your question about dinosaurs is that the Bible actually makes
  numerous accounts of dinosaurs existing with man, though you seem to be
  quite ignorant of that as well. So the fact that you have conjured up an
  imaginary FSM is not too impressive…and neither is your support of
  Evolution. And as far as when "Jesus was watching" lets see. What does Jesus
  say, "Before there was Abraham, I am." Meaning, I was real from the very
  beginning of time. I am displays a claim to deity here. "I am who I am"
  from Exodus. I have plenty of evidence to back this up, but most of these
  items are beyond the scope of what I can fit in this e-mail. I would
  recommend for further consultation to refer to Glenn Miller at

www.christian-thinktank.com. Thats the most unbiased site I have ever found
  (secular and nonsecular). The man asks for no money, will not accept
  donations, and does not try to sell a book or anything whatsoever on it. It
  is not a site of propaganda at all. It is a site for skeptics (like
  yourself) to ask very tough questions and for him to give you a direct and
  honest answer to your skepticism. I actually challenge you to challenge him
  with your questions.

God bless,

Casey Powell   C. Powell

*update 4*

expect to hear from my lawyer

You are committing a tort.  This is a form of defamation of character known
  as libel.  I can sue you for creating a publication of something I gave you
  no permission to actually post on your website (and actually explicitly told
  you not to post on your site).  Keep it up there and I’m pretty sure I can
  get a few million dollars from you there Mr. Henderson.

Casey Powell

*update 5*

also keep in mind

If you want people to take you seriously, you might want to consider taking
  my name off of it (and especially putting my e-mail up there?  Come on,
  thats a load right there).  You are going to earn a horrible reputation that
  way. Keep it up.

*update 6*

Are you trying to convert or deconvert?

*update 7*

What I can definitely say is that I gave you no permission for posting that
  message.  As a matter of fact, I told you explicitly NOT to post that
  message. I have the e-mail to confirm it (from my other account).  I also
  have your contact information down as well.  And I’m scheduled to meet with
  my lawyer tomorrow concerning the matter at hand.  Apparently, he thinks I
  have a case (for libel that is).  So I’d recommend unsoliciting that
  statement unless legal action should be taken against you regarding the
  matter.

Until then,

(I have been requested (per lawyer) not to provide my name)

*update 8*

Bobby Henderson

Age: 24
  From: Tucson Arizona

I believe thats all I need to locate you….thanks.

*update 9*

See…the problem is this…I did not make that quote

Godfrey v. Cornell University/ Dolenga

In this case, Godfrey alleged that several defamatory messages about him
  were posted on on the soc.culture.canada newsgroup by a Cornell University
  graduate student and Canadian citizen (Michael Dolenga) using Cornell as an
  ISP. Soon after Dolenga’s original post, Godfrey requested that Cornell
  University block Dolenga from posting any additional such messages. Cornell
  denied this request Several years after the postings had been made, Godfrey
  sued both Dolenga (who had since graduated) and Cornell University in
  England for defamation. Godfrey won a default judgement against Dolenga, who
  did not offer a defense. … [edited for brevity, it goes on for pages]…

*update 10* – Aug 1st, 2006

Bobby,
You have 2 options.  One you take my name off of your site, you take the messages off of your site that were posted by you and you take my e-mail off of your site.  In the event that you don’t, I sue you for $400,000 for libel and invasion of privacy (and I’m not kidding about that either).  You have 24 hours to decide which alternative you would rather go through.

*update 11* – August 1st, 2006

I am personally done talking to a bunch of 8 year olds who have no clue
or purpose for life period. I could argue with an 8 year old all day
long and get nowhere, so I’m over this retarded childish behavior. The
grace I am willing to give these people is the relinquishment from this
website (thats right, I’m trying to get this shut down for good). Bobby
Henderson, I’ll see you in court. The subpoena is coming your way.

Casey Powell

*update 12* – some older unpublished emails I received from Casey. (the bold was added for emphasis)

*received july 30*

and in exchange for taking my quote off – I feel one good turn deserves another.  I was getting ready to start
a webpage to smeer your site.  In return for taking the quote off, I
will not use (and I mean this, NEVER use) the flying spaghetti monster
eating horse to start a campaign to smeer your site.  I will also send
you the picture if you wish too, as you requested.  I feel that a fair
exchange.  In fact, shoot, I might even buy your book just to read it
and see your point of view on this thing. Thanks man,

Casey Powell