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    That is my cheese sandwich that sold on EBAY

    Posted on September 12, 2006September 13, 2006 by Bobby Henderson

    Because Satanists are trying to irk the shit out of me and keep getting thrilled by being total assholes is not my problem.

    May the force be with me when the time comes and it is coming.

    Look for more signs to show that in the future.

    You secretly like this don’t you Bobby?
    When I called down the fire from Heaven

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