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Watermelon

Published September 16th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

Pastafarian Steve sent me these photos:

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The fsm appeared to me in my watermelon earlier this year. This is conclusive proof that pirates eat watermelon in order to fly.

-Steve

Steve, I disagree with your conclusions. But as this is a matter of religion, the burden is on me to disprove your claim. Well done.