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    dead plant or fsm

    Posted on May 22, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

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    My girlfriend was going to throw this out, when she said ” does this look like what I think it does?” I had hoped that the FSM would appear to her and show her the way.

    Pat
    Corunna, On, Canada

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    etch-a-sketch drawing

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