While vacationing in the Bahamas recently, I spotted Him in Little Harbor on Abaco Island (attached). I assure you this image is 100% authentic, and is not ‘shopped.
I don’t know the real reason he materialized, because He didn’t see fit to tell me. Perhaps it is related to the well known pirate heritage of the area. I was puzzled by what appeared to be a plate, but I may have mistaken His surfboard. My theory is that He was on vacation, because you’ll have to admit—He looks pretty sauced in the photo.
Regards,
-Dan