FSM in ancient culture

I sometimes have to admit that I am a skeptic. Unfortunately, I’ve never been someone who is able to believe based on blind faith alone.

So at first I had a hard time embracing the belief in the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Where was the evidence of such a being’s existence? So I did more research trying to find such evidence that would support it. Well, needless to say I’ve found it. I stumbled upon this Aztec mural from Teotihuacan which was probably painted somewhere between 450 – 650 CE. As you can see the resemblance to the FSM is uncanny. So now I have my proof. The FSM has been lurking within civilization since Pre-Columbian times.