Here is a picture of our recent pilgrimage to the homeland. We rustled up a pirate captain and chartered a ship on which to sail the Caribbean Sea. Our vessel flew His colors aft, and we enjoyed several days of grog and merriment as we shared our bounty of candy with the children of the BVIs. On our third day, we came to port on Virgin Gorda, where some fellow travelers kindly took this photo. On that holy Friday, we cast off homeward, and a giant sea turtle surfaced beside our ship and escorted us from the bay (really). We returned spiritually fulfilled and forever grateful to the FSM for our safe and prosperous voyage.
Arrrgh! and RAmen,
Pastafarian Jon and shipmates