While scouting for toys for my 8-month-old daughter, I noticed something. Something awesome. Something… divine? See the picture.
I take this as evidence that His Great Lordship wants us to procreate, bearing bazillions of children who will learn of Him and worship Him…and to show that he has a nurturing side (Ave Marinara). (Plus, this attaches to a car seat! A sure sign he wants the children to be traveled, well-learned, and stimulated.)
-Kelly