Open call for submissions!
How about it? Let’s brainstorm and see if we can’t come up with some fantastic attractions and artwork. I will be shocked if we can’t outdo the Ark Encounter. Here are some themes to work with but don’t let this limit you:
* Pirates
* Beer Volcano
* Midgets (I’m making that hand waving gesture because it’s a touchy subject (I think (or is that a touchy subject to mention it))
* The mystery of the Pirate Fish (specifically why has its origin never been explained?)
* The Creation Mountains
What am I missing?