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Ancient Pastafarian Relic Unearthed

Published October 8th, 2015 by Bobby Henderson

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I was recently touring the ancient Illyrian city of Apollonia in present day Albania when I came across a tablet that depicts his noodliness. If you look closely you will see at the bottom of the tablet his holiness the FSM is getting drunk via Illyrian wine jugs.

Regards,

Jordan
Albania Directional Driller

Fantastic. The evidence mounts.