WHAT IN THE FUCK DUDE HAHAHA THIS IS TOTAL BULL SHIT OMG I SHOULD BITCH SLAP YOU LMAO ITS SO FUNNY PEOPLE CANT POSSIBLY BELIEVE THIS OH MY FUCK GOD DUDE YOUR CRAZY E’MAIL ME BACK I WANT TO SEE YOUR RESPONSE HAHAHA FUCKING NOODLE MONSTER SHIT DUDE THATS SO GAY GOD DAMN
Dear Bobby:
First of all, how much time do you have on your hands? Really? I’m just impressed by the creativity and just the time you took to blatently mock the Creator of the universe. I am no one to judge, but I know that you will be held accountable for leading other away from Christ on judgement day. It’s not on my head – it’s on yours.
I am offended as a Christian, and I can’t image how upset God Himself must be about this. It’s one thing to have a little fun, but to really lead others away from believing the Truth is absurd and dangerous.
As that member of the Kansas State Board said, it is a dangerous offense to make a mockery of the Lord.
Please reconsider what you’re doing and turn to Christ. He is the only true source of salvation. I’d like to ask you to please stop making a mockery of God.
Thank you.
Bobby,
I recently visited your site, and I seriously hope that you are just trying to be funny. I sincerely hope that nobody is that stupid to believe that there was a Flying Spaghetti Monster and openly call themselves “Pastafarians”. I would just to let you know that I think that it’s okay if you ate paint chips as a kid, or if you were dropped on your head, or even if you are just an idiot, that’s all okay, I’m not going to hold that against you. But I am going say that I think you should not be allowed to have an internet web site telling people about Flying Spaghetti Monsters that created the world. I think that is complete and utter madness. I would also like to say that while I was reading the contents of your site I shoved a spoon up my ass. Why? Because if I’m going to go through that kind of pain, I’m doing it to myself. Finally if I were you, I would hit myself in the crotch with mallet and delete the site.
Sincerely,
Anonymous
Bobby
Hey u fuckin retard. if u r this crazy 2 go through the troble to create pictures and games 4 ur stupid shit ass “religion”. I wouldn’t b surrprized if it was 4 “shits and giggles”, if u were droped on ur head, or even if its just because ur an idoit. but 2 put it on the internet is just flat out stupid. also to think that the number of pirates is the cause of global warming
Dale Livonia, Michigan
