Author Archives: Bobby Henderson

Bobby Hey u fuckin retard.

Bobby

Hey u fuckin retard. if u r this crazy 2 go through the troble to create pictures and games 4 ur stupid shit ass “religion”. I wouldn’t b surrprized if it was 4 “shits and giggles”, if u were droped on ur head, or even if its just because ur an idoit. but 2 put it on the internet is just flat out stupid. also to think that the number of pirates is the cause of global warming

Dale Livonia, Michigan

Dear Mr. Henderson: I understand

Dear Mr. Henderson:

I understand that it is easy to poke fun at Creationists without endangering the shattering of your evolution fan tasty. Nevertheless I had hoped a man with your keen sense of humor and self-proclaimed desperation for employment) would get his fellow believers to sponsor him in a Quixotic quest for ten grand by winning the Life Science Prize.

Reality is that you have no evidence, not Star Wars, not swords, not pitchforks, not pointed shoes, nothing. When you failed to contend for the Life Science Prize it proves you are just another evolutionist who is all bluff and no science, or as they say in the Southwest, all hat and no ranch.

Your Flying Spaghetti Monsterism is closer to real science than evolutionism because spaghetti does exist. Evolution is completely absent in the universe today, always has been, always will be. Every item associated with humans, animals and plants are creations, always have been, always will be. Creation is science because it is observable by billions of people trillions of times, always has been, always will be.

Do you understand?

Sincerely, Karl Priest

Be very careful not to

Be very careful not to become blasphemous toward the teachings of the Lord, The Bible speaks very clearly about that subject.

Cute Idea, but; please put your efforts toward destroying the effects of the teachings of Darwinism.

Remember that without Salvation through the Blood Of Jesus all are condemned to an eternal death.

Please don’t be part of leading people away from the Lord’s Calling.

I pray that God will Bless you and yours, and give you wisdom in his time,

For it is in Jesus Name I pray, Amen.

Sincerely,

Tim Norwood