You know what I think? I believe you are retarded and a spastic.

Sally Geller

alright man. i dont know what the heck you think you are doing. but just wait till you are standing in front of the gates of heaven. when god asks you “Why should I let you into Heaven?” what are you going to say? “let me in because i mocked you my entire pathetic life, said there was a god better than you, made of spaghetti and meatballs. let me in.” right. thats the point you go to hell. you are a stupid little guy with no girlfriend, so you’re depressed. writing about your fake, gay loving man whore god. to get attention. all its gonna get you is a foot so far up your a** your gonna have ingrown toenails growin out your ears. you need to stop this stuff. all you’re doing is getting yourself closer and closer and closer. to hell. not heaven. not paradise. not getting laid. not having children. not having a penis. nothing. shut the heck up already. no one likes you..except your gay friends who believe all this stupid crap. and whoever they are.. i hope they use protection with eachother, along with you. tonight. oh by the way. i am having spaghetti and meatballs tonight u little prick. i think i will just throw it in the trash cause thats where it belongs. along with your fake whack religion and fake god. so have a nice day, and hope u have fun gettin raped by your spaghetti and meatball, FAKE god.

Sincerely, Seth

dear bobby, in a sense i feel sorry for your taking all this grief from people who say that you need Jesus yet curse at you..they need Jesus too…but I must agree with them that you do also. Beleive it or not,youre a false prophet.some may take the flying spagheti monstere as a joke…but i am sure that there are those who are seeking for someting more and have turned to this wicked,satan-driven religion.They have never heard thee name jesus and if theyve never heard of any other religion worth following…why wouldnt they follow your ways….it may all be a joke to you Bobby…but satan is working through you to mock THE ONE AND TRUE LIVING GOD.

And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet [are], and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever. Rev. 20:10

To open their eyes, [and] to turn [them] from darkness to light, and [from] the power of Satan unto God, that they may receive forgiveness of sins, and inheritance among them which are sanctified by faith that is in me. Acts.26:18

i pray and hope that you take these verses of cripture to heart….you are yes a false prophet but you can be forgiven.

–parker

This Flying Spaghetti Monster is the biggest pile of horse shit i have ever heard in my entire life.