You my friend are what we call R_E_T_A_R_D_E_D. You and your fucking pasta god? I must have eaten him a few times. Your just a gay fag that is looking for some attention because you have no friends. A fucking pasta Monster!?!?! Thats gotta be the biggest load of shit ive ever heard. Oh and just so you know, I know most of the people on you website, and hardly any of them belive it. Everyone thinks that you are dumb, so dumb in fact that they want you to belive it. Oh, and a cuple of you fellow pastafarians came to my door the other day witnessing, and i kicked there ass, curb-checked one and broke out his teeth, and the other one kinda got his arm broke. Ooops I played too rough. Your pasta monster did not help them there now did they. I want you to put my email out so anyone can email me about. Give it to all your pastafarian friends (the 2 that you have). I want them to email me. Oh and just for the record if any of your pastafagians come to my house again, there will be severe consecuences. Email me back too. I wanna hear what you got to say. I finnaly learned how to speak Faganise. Oh and im going to start a website soon that will be called Pastafariansaregay. I will keep you posted on that. Im ready for battle. Anytime you wanna fight.
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