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New painting by Milek – 3/2010
And a horrible storm shook and wobbled the mighty Pirate galleon, and all the pirates trembled in fear. But the brave and pious captain said upon them: “fe’Arr not me mateys! Tharr be rescue in the mighty FSM!”
And there came a great wave, about to crush and sink the galleon, and the pirates trembled again. But the captain bellowed “Do not be afraid. Stand firm and you will see the deliverance his Noodly Appendage will bring you today!” And came his Noodly Appendage and rescued the Pirates, before the wave sunk the galleon, and His Noodly Appendage plucked them from the furious sea.
And the Pirates said to the Lord: “Deliver us not unto land, to be marooned and without rum, but bring us unto a lonesome vessel, so that we may plunder.” And His Noodliness granted their wish, bringing forth a swift aerial abordage, and the Pirates plundered the booty and the wenches, and hung the Pirate Fish flag on the main mast.
So fear not, my brethren and sistern, for the almighty FSM saves all that praise him. In the name of Noodle, Sauce and the Holy Parmesan.
R’Amen
Pastafarian Miłek
Milek is the same talented artist who made this amazing painting some time ago:
You can see more of his work at his DeviantArt page.
Thanks very much Milek, you rule. I was blown away by this painting. Check out this closeup, the amazing detail work:
*Update*
Milek’s new poster is available for sale at the FSM Poster Shop
I only stumbled across your site a few weeks ago, but am pleased to report that my daughter, Ember, who is 18 months old, appears to have found His Noodliness on her own. She recently brought her first drawing home from daycare, and who should feature right in the centre but FSM Himself!
I shall of course encourage her continued faith and bring her up as a good, decent, Pastafarian.
Regards,
Renée
Pastafarian in Training
This painting was made by Karla. I think it’s amazing.
I just discovered your website and I think it’s great – I did some drawings three years ago I guess you’d like to see.
-Henry Jarlow
Wade shared his Zombie Jesus tattoo with us. Very nice.
Greetings. I am a college instructor who teaches public speaking, film, and religious studies. I wanted to get a tattoo that expressed my dedication to the 1st Amendment. I am not a theologian, but a historian of religions, and my area of expertise is the Medieval Church. So, my tattoo artist and I came up with this design. I think it effectively demonstrates freedom of expression, speech, and religion. And, I wanted to share it with you. May you be blessed by his Noodly Appendage!
RAmen,
Kelly
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