I recently learned of the FSM but didn’t take it seriously, as I thought it was intended to mock Christianity….but then, as if by the power of Marinara, I came across this undeniable evidence while on a road trip to Las Vegas. I was on I-80 near Reno, NV when I found these impressions left in the sand. There can be no other explanation.
– Duke
Alexandria, MN
Behold! Astronomers have discovered even more evidence that His Noodliness created the Universe and blessed it with rum-swilling Pirates:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2009/apr/21/space-raspberries-amino-acids-astrobiology
The centre of the Galaxy also tastes of raspberries, which make an excellent dessert following a hearty meal of spaghetti, meatballs, and grog.
And there’s more! Not only did He imbue our galaxy with the divine scent of rum, but He crafted its instrument of intoxication as well!
The molecules are thought to form when chemicals that already exist on some dust grains, such as ethanol, link together to make more complex chains.
Booze in space. Can there be any evidence more convincing that His Noodliness loves us?
Ramen!
-Pastafarian Julian
As a fairly fresh pastafarian i recently was blessed by his noodly precense when making plans for midsummer celebration.
In sweden we’ve had a pagan summer solstice celebration since at least the 13’th century, dancing around a flower covered installation.
And mark my word, i was astonished when i saw the resemblance to the holy carbohydrate-creator.
Pastafarian Re-Actor
This imprint was found today on a snowy field in Orivesi, Finland. People are trying to figure out what made this kind or prints in the snow. Some are guessing it was a meteorite, others think it was just caused by melting water. But we know the truth, right?
Pastafarian anni,
Finland
