Sorry, his balls are kind of small, meat balls I mean!
-Tina Burton
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Dear Mr. Henderson–
I have a picture enclosed a picture of a large mural that myself and a fellow pastafarian put up on the ceiling of our school to help spread the good news. I also suggest that fellow Pastafarian Zach Heesche be agknowledged for his martyrdom to his great noodlyness. He was all but destroyed by the librarians after printing it out. I am happy to say that for a small South Dakota high school, I was very impressed with the response i got from the other students. In the last 24 hours I have officially recruited 38. Â After making a “Facebook” group I was surprised to see even more interest.
RAmen–
Ben Heemstra, Junior
Mitchell High School Mitchell SD

Mark Pile of BSAlert.com created this FSM light display:
We tried him out in front of the house tonight. Only two cops showed
up. Tomorrow I’m going to put this guy way up high in the air off
the roof. It should be quite amusing… His eyes blink green and
red… He’s about six feet wide and was made with 63 feet of
lightrope, 140 christmas lights, two spools of heavy wire and a tond
of cable ties.
Mark has created a tutorial showing how he created this display on his site. Here’s the link.
Thanks, Mark – Nice work.
*Update* this was boingboing’d here
Dear Mr. Henderson.
I would like to draw your attention to a couple of websites that may
enlighten you and our fellow FSM brethren;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell, NorwayI am becoming increasingly confused when I keep reading the comments
many people leave on your website saying that we are all going to go to
Hell. While their offers are quite generous, I’m a bit hazy on the
details. Will they be supplying us with airfare and accommodations?
Will a rental car be provided, or will we be left to our own devices
once we arrive? And most importantly, in my mind, is the issue of
adequate clothing to protect us from the often bitter cold.While I appreciate the instructions from nonbelievers the we should
“burn in Hell,” I think that we should go the extra step and make sure
to bring our own kindling and firewood since much of the forest floor
might be under snow and we might have trouble getting a proper fire
started.These are just a few of my concerns. I want this to be a pleasant
vacation for everyone who plans on attending!Sincerely,
Jon Neville