what the fuck have pirates got to do with anything

-ahf

Pretty sure your using this theory to make fun of real religion. but its really quite stupid and lame because firstly, Noone was created in the image of the FSM (wtf!) secondly you have seriously zero proof of any writings from ancient times. Thirdly you are probably some year six kid looking for attention over the internet cos in life, you’re too much of a idiot for anyone to pay attention to.
-BR

This religion is so incredibly stupid that I can’t tell if you’re all serious or joking around. Or joking around about being serious.

-fsmsucks

Let me give you the triple dot first
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How in the flying fucking world do you get that a flying spaghetti monster created the god damn world. First off… how do you get a flying spaghetti monster created anything it sounds like something in a Old Japanesse horror movie, second off pirates have nothing to do with monster that are made of spaghetti in the first place when pirate were still “actively” around spaghettit wasnt even thought of as a food. Third off the global temprature also has nothing to do with your “god”. It looks to me that your whole religion is nothing but a knock off/making fun of Christianity, which in my mind is completely rude and disrespectful. Your all lucky I dont hack into this crap and shut it down.

Yours truly Sanghilia…………………………

There are better ways of voicing your opinions of the world and its people’s beliefs than being a complete douche and just making a mockery of everything. Grow up my man. Grow some balls.

— sfoorman

What a bunch of fools you all are

Jesus is coming soon and I hope you are all ready fellows. Meow!

–Prudence Kitten

Another one from her:

I am sure you guys are idiots for not accepting Jesus as your savior. You do understand that He loves you and wants you to be in heaven with him. Are you blind or soemthing ot just stupid? I wouldnt give you a tin of cat food cos you just might not eat it!

you guys are so lame. stop being so self concerned and go and help the less fortunate. It’s quite obvious you’re only part of this ‘church’ because you are attention seekers. Atleast Christians help the less fortunate and stand on values that are based on improving life for all. The kind of stuff on this site is just a complete waste of time.
–sohto