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wtf

Published May 22nd, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

wtf this is a bunch of bullshit. why would you believe in spaghetti creating man?? and why would heaven have beer and strippers??? this is shit. some guy just randomly thought: “oh spaghetti is so good. it must be god.” i mean what the fuck?! jesus is real and i dont care what you guys think. you deny him, you’ll all burn in hell for eternity. so have fun!!
-JIR

wow seriously

Published May 20th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

wow seriously tell them
fucking faggots making a website about fucking spaghetie
fucking nerd shits
my dog is smarter than you
-HOS

While I can understand this movement’s motives

Published May 18th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

While I can understand this movement’s motives, it is still offensive to a great many people (myself included). Mocking another group’s beliefs is kind of a sick way to get your beliefs recognized.
-skeptic

I am the phophet of the chruch

Published May 14th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

I am the phophet of the chruch!!!!!!

Just Kidding, what the fuck do they believe in, it is so fucking hilarious that they believe in something that looks like a kindergardener made with glue , spegetti, and scissors.

THEY SHOULD JUST SUCK BY GIGANTIC COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

ANY ONE WHO BELIEVES IN THIS SHOULD GO KILL THEMSELVES WITH A MOTHERFUCKING KNIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO EVER MADE THIS CHRUCH IS GOING TO BURN IN HELL FOR ETERNITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You really amaze me

Published May 12th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

You really amaze me! I knew we had a widespread disease in the world today called stupidity, however I had no idea it was this bad. You have certainly taken stupidity to the next level!
-a

go fuck yourselves

Published May 12th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

Go fuck yourselves. This is the gayest thing i have ever seen and i have seen some pretty fucked up shit. What have you people been taking????? acid????? And where the fuck did this shit come from anyways???? Do you even have a hell or do you just get eaten by your god??? I think Ill go eat your god now bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:-)
-jade

i cannot believe any of this

Published May 6th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

i cannot believe any of this. your just fronting an organization that benifits from the stupidity of people. your unemplyod? no shit. this is just you using the internet to your advantage to make money of a riduclous excuse for a religion so you don’t have to get off your lazy ass. get a job and get a brain.
-lauren

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