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Please make use of the FSM Holiday e-Card machine to send greetings to your friends and family this season. It’s up here: e-Card machine.
There are a few designs. This one is my favorite and historically has prompted the most salty comments from recipients:
Just a reminder, the FSM Holiday e-Card machine is ready – you can send festive greetings to your friends and family here. Send as many as you like. Emails will be kept private.
There are a few designs available. This one below is probably the most controversial and also my favorite.
Happy Holidays everyone! Thanks to Lena for sharing with us her festive pasta wreath, to Matthew for sharing his beautiful tree, and to Gail for the beautiful artwork.
Holiday Cards
Reminder — you can create a festive Holiday card with personalized message here. It takes only a few minutes and costs nothing. There are some new designs this year.
The Holiday[1] season is here again. How to Spread the Word of the FSM? Here are a few ideas:
• The Holiday e-Card machine is up and running again this year.
You can send a festive Holiday e-Card to your friends and family with a personalized message here. Below are a few of the designs:
• FSM Ministry Nominations
Also — this season, if you know someone with impeccable character, ready to serve as a spiritual leader, you can nominate them to the FSM Ministry.
FSM Ministers will receive Lithograph Paper Certificates and PVC Minister’s ID cards, and will be added to the official registry. You can order here.
• Or how about a festive FSM tree (this one courtesy of Trevor)
Here’s Tarun’s tree:
Amy spotted this amazing display on her neighbor’s house in Everett, WA:
[1] A note on Holiday: years ago, we noticed there was a shift in the way people expressed winter greetings — fewer “Merry Christmas’s” and more “happy holidays”. We concluded that these people were most likely Pastafarians (albeit many of them in secret) wishing people a happy Holiday – referring to our winter celebration Holiday, also known as ChriFSMas.
Sent in by Brendan
Very nice!
I hope everyone is having a great Holiday[1] season and a merry FSMas. Here are some of my favorite festive things this year:
Tyler’s pipe cleaner ornament
Bianca’s FSM tree
Martin’s FSM emblem topped tree
Laura’s fingerpuppet ornament
This dude sent me a Holiday greeting claiming to be a Pastafarian and I believe him.
Lily made this beautiful Holiday card.
[1] A note on Holiday: some years ago we noticed there was a shift in the way people expressed greetings this time of year — less and less Merry Christmas and more and more Happy holidays. We concluded that these people were probably Pastafarians wishing people a happy Holiday – referring to our winter celebration also known as FSMas.
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