We had my daughter baptized for family reasons. My price was that I got to choose the cake.
Submitted by Jeremy, baked by Marie-Eve
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Hello, my name is Daniel (devoted Pastafarian).
I challenged my Gran to make an FSM cake for my 18th, and I’ve attached the result to this email. I thought it turned out rather well.
Awesome!
Congratulations everyone – Kiva Team FSM reached One Million in loans today. Huge thanks to everyone who joined our team.
As of right now our team is at $970k – please consider joining us if you haven’t already. We can use all the help we can get.
For those who don’t know, Kiva is a nonprofit micro-lending organization that allows us to lend money to entrepreneurs in developing countries.
Please check it out and consider joining our team (there are now over 3000 of us). We’re getting *very* close to the $1million mark.
My wife and I returned from Target to apply our new child safety lock on our under-the-sink cabinet when i thought "Whoa Its the FSM!"
– Paul N, Kansas City, MO
This is a picture about the celebration for the new year with my daughter, teaching her about the great miracles and love monesvol is willing to give to whoever wants to believe in him.
Thanks,
-Esteban. Bogota, Colombia
I’m happy to see that our religion continues to spread around the world. Welcome to our friends in Colombia.
Please enjoy our fun fsm tree. the kids and I created it in honor of his noodliness! Thank you
-Bella
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American.
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