A Holiday cartoon – I wish I knew who created this.
after centuries of battling Jesus for supremacy over
Christmas, Santa Claus has finally emerged victorious.
Enraged by Flying Spaghetti Monster’s growing popularity,
Santa decides to terminate this growing trend. After learning
of his nemesis’s presence on the North Pole, Santa plans his
attack that will determine once and for all who will rule
supreme over the holiday that is Christmas!
Watch the video HERE.Â
Thanks to Jordan Fleitz for sending this to me. If you look closely, there’s a midget in the background.
In case you’re wondering…
Until we get the *real* pirate ship, I just want a little boat. Like this one:
A yacht like this runs about $35k. Considering the traffic this website gets, it should be no problem raising that much cash. Let’s try:
*Update* There is no longer a random shipping cost added to donations
At our office Christmas party, we had the surprise to be visited by one very special character: the Christmas Pirate! This guy was in for some plunder, but in a strange way: he would ask someone if he or she would prefer a new gift from his lot or rather steal another one’s gift that was already given; if the person chose the latter, he would then use his mighty weapon to threat the other poor chap to give away his gift (but was offered a new gift from his lot as a replacement)! And all of this was apparently supervised by Our Noodly Master Who was quietly sitting on the Christmas Pirate shoulder!
Fortunately, pictures were taken that prove I am not lying; I attached some of them to the present e-mail.
So, I would like the people to be warned about the existence of this new type of Santa and tell them that maybe milk and cookies won’t do it this year…
Ramen!
-Eric Martel
