Category Archives: Sightings

wire sighting

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This image came to me after tossing around with a few random metal objects. Two symmetrical, identical hangers of some office-related sort formed this shape when put together. The similarity is undisputable. Curiously, this incident occurred not long after His word had been spread in my immediate internet community; clearly, He wished for me to display this sign only to strengthen their faith.

Greetings from Stockholm,

Synthmon.

FSM spotted in the bahamas

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While vacationing in the Bahamas recently, I spotted Him in Little Harbor on Abaco Island (attached). I assure you this image is 100% authentic, and is not ‘shopped.

I don’t know the real reason he materialized, because He didn’t see fit to tell me. Perhaps it is related to the well known pirate heritage of the area. I was puzzled by what appeared to be a plate, but I may have mistaken His surfboard. My theory is that He was on vacation, because you’ll have to admit—He looks pretty sauced in the photo.

Regards,

-Dan

FSM at gay bar

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While getting drunk in a gay bar with a friend (being both extremely virile but also gay-friendly because gay men let us have more chicks), we spotted a sign of His Noodliness just behind me. His noodly appendage has actually touched me. Conclusion: Unlike other so-called gods, the Flying Spaghetti Monster (blessed be His meatballs) likes to hang around with gay people. As He created them, it makes sense.

-Pierre