From Patrick:
Yes, it sucks that a huge tree fell and crushed our house…but He has
shown us that life is precious by His divine presence. We are thankful.
From Alisha:
I am writing about a recent FSM sighting in my very own home. We were eating breakfast when it became apparent that we truly had been touched by his noodlyness. Please see attached evidence.
From Tyler:
It was while I was doing some particularily noodly calculations on my calculator that the darn thing ran out of power. So I replaced the batteries and turned it on to find a true miracle awaiting me. The FSM had touched my calculator and left his noodly pirate fish sign… plus a noodly signature so everyone knows that he did it.
RAmen.
From Greg:
While working at home yesterday, I heard an ominous sound, and saw a flash of light emanating from my paper shredder. I looked down and to my astonishment, I spotted FSM, in all his glory, peeking out from inside the shredder. I felt obligated to document and inform you of this latest sighting. I feel very fortunate to have been chosen to see him, and to be touched by his noodly appendage.
