FSM has appeared in the parking structure at my work. He is apparently a vengeful god, as he is seen hurling one of his meatballs.
-Whistler
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A church in North Carolina has been receiving a lot of attention over a "Virgin Mary" sighting. In quotes, because it’s clearly the FSM. Take a look:
Here’s an article about it. I particularly liked the quotes…
This was, to me, I feel like, an answer to prayer. I think (God) sent us a miracle.
Feel free to leave comments and set them straight.
Here is the Flying Spaghetti Monster spotted in early Japanese monster era.
–Pyaolyangshen
I’m not 100% sure this is the FSM.
Looks like the FSM will be making an appearance on Futurama this week, Thursday at 10pm, Comedy Central. Here’s a preview.
This isn’t the first FSM sighting on the show.. could it be that there are some Pastafarians on staff? How do I get a job there? Futurama is my favorite show of all time.
I would like to bring you in the loop on a yearly celebration in honor of FSM and all things noodly. We call it Drunken Noodle Fest, and we are getting ready to celebrate the 4th annual next month ("DN4"). By we, I mean myself and my friend, Lee Kulick, and all of the Pastafarians we have managed to recruit. We started the tradition a few years ago and have had a lot of fun with it!
The festivities are billed as "pirate camping adventures in the woods paying homage to FSM" and the event is held each summer in a public national forest location in Colorado. We dress like pirates, drink grog, and have a jolly-good noodle of a time. We do our best to keep the event as green as possible by recycling and packing out all of our trash. The kids are rewarded for collecting litter, so we always end up leaving the location a little cleaner than we found it.
Each guest receives a Drunken Noodle survival kit. In the past, these have included hand-made items, such as pirate-fish tote bags, 3-D FSM koozies, and FSM magnets; as well as rum shooters (for the adults) and all sorts of pirate-y stuff. We camp from Thursday through Sunday and the main events occur on Saturday afternoon/evening.
We have a costume contest and give great FSM prizes (t-shirts, Gospel of the FSM books, key chains, car emblems, etc). Last year we made a FSM pinata, complete with giant meatballs and glow-in-the-dark googly eyes. Since it was so much fun, we plan to have another pinata at DN4. We will also be hiding a FSM pirate treasure (geocache) in hopes of spreading the word of FSM to others. Guests have been asked to bring Pastafarian-related trinkets to include in the cache.
Other items on this year’s agenda are a pirate-rubber-duck race down the creek (we will retrieve all of them, of course) and a hunt for the still-to-be-named rubber pirate chicken, both which will result in a special honor and fabulous prize package. Note: I did not realize there was a pervading "rubber" theme until just this moment.
Please let me know if you would like more information on Drunken Noodle Fest or would like to join the Drunken Noodle Pastafarians (private) group on Facebook.All hail FSM!
Alicia Cassens
Co-founder, Drunken Noodle Pastafarians
I found this on a friends facebook page. It looks like the devil version of The FSM
Robert
Hmm.. I see a crab and a stripper (which makes a lot of sense to me).
Greetings Bobby, I just wanted to share the great news. Attached are pictures of my daughter and me with the Flying Spaghetti Monster at the playground. He took time out of his busy day to let us play on Him and be touched by His noodly appendage. These pictures were taken in Huntingtown, Maryland, very close to the Patuxent River and old Pirate stomping grounds. Thought you may enjoy this. rAmen
— Dan
Seen on a wall at a hotel in Virginia Beach.
The FSM swims with the fishes…
~Jimbo
this divine appearance literally enlightened me and I feel like a blessed person now. i have found this on the beach. As you can see, it is a rock with some weird "out of this world" extensions. I believe it could be only Him, FSM. :) -Bojan
Bill sent this last night. Did anyone else happen to spot the FSM?
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While watching a lovely display of fireworks on the 4th of July, Our Noodly Master revealed himself not once, but TWICE! Truly, I have been blessed.
rAmen
Barbara, San Jose California
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The Flying Spaghetti Monster blessed us with his presence on the 4th of July, after burning an entire box of Piccolo Pete’s at once.
-Darrell
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American.
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